Re: My Doctor told me I could have a glass of booze a day
well helll Pat, have him bolt the motor to the rim of that glass and go fishin! talk about a DRUNK BOAT, lol<br /><br />as for me, a little dewars blue label never hurt (from my millionaress gf of a few years ago, lol, I didnt know she was rich when I met her, but lemme tell ya, rich aint all its cracked up to be, but dammn I want to be that sorta miserable!!!)<br /><br />one quick story ... staying at Myrtle Beach, at a place called The Plantation, there was a convention for her moms beverage company.<br /><br /> the rich mom said, Ray, get you a drink, Ill be a while, make it a double. So my gf Marti called room service, and ordered<br /><br />So I got a double scotch and beer ...<br /><br />Two Glenfiddich Single malts and a huge, HUGE can of Fosters, 40 bucks plus a 15 dollar tip, FIFTY FIVE DOLLARS FOR A DRINK
<br /><br />and she didnt even blink, just signed, smiled and said, that what you wanted darlin?<br /><br />with Bondian cool, acting as if I had been ordering 55 dollar drinks all my life, said this is quite lovely, I was expecting a domestic.... while thinking, I could stay overnight in a hotel 6 for what this **** thing cost<br /><br />The neat thing ... we went to restaurants with menus that didnt have the cost of things on them - I had never seen this before, and tried to ask Marti on the sly, wtf is up with this?<br /><br />that just means get what you want darlin!<br /><br />The Education of Raymond ... sure was good to be me for a while, lol<br /><br />
