The Uniform Code of Dockside Justice. (humorous)

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Rule 8.

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Rule 10 . Look quick or it will be gone.

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Rule 14 - Posters will be required to have passed spelling before attempting to post. Posters must also have passed English, Ebonics, or Cornpone before attempting to post in this language. Foreign posters are exempt from this rule. We'll figure it out somehow.

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BoatBuoy said:

Rule 14 - Posters will be required to have passed spelling before attempting to post. Posters must also have passed English, Ebonics, or Cornpone before attempting to post in this language. Foreign posters are exempt from this rule. We'll figure it out somehow.

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This post is in violation of Rule 1 and will zap the whole thread in 5 seconds.

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I think we should start keeping a dark matter post count. The we'd know how many zapped posts we have.

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I think I`ll have a double malt ,blended, with a squirt of Pabts blue ribbon and a squeze of ginger.:^

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Rule 1c. Senior moderator will determine whether a post belongs in the dark matter count.

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heycods said:

I think I`ll have a double malt ,blended, with a squirt of Pabts blue ribbon and a squeze of ginger.:^

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Now this is the hey........ I used to know.

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heycods, I'll give you a lil squirt big boy

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It has been said before, contact Admin if you have problems with the mods, not in an open forum.