Yet another Blonde joke!

Boomyal

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A blonde and a brunette are on opposite sides of a river.


The brunette wants to get across. She yells across to the blonde, "Hey, how do I get to the other side?"


The blonde shakes her head and yells back -


"People like you really pixx me off. You ARE on the other side!"
 

MRS

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Re: Yet another Blonde joke!

I remember that it was boxer talking to hillary thats why they get things done better right?...........o:)
 

Dunaruna

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Re: Yet another Blonde joke!

[colour=blue]Q. What do you call a smart blonde?

A. A golden retriever.
 

aspeck

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Re: Yet another Blonde joke!

Oh my, Duna, I think that one will put you in the LF "Doghouse" for sure! Run for cover, son, run for cover!:^:devil:

(BTW, don't tell LF, but I liked it!)
 

LadyFish

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Re: Yet another Blonde joke!

Thats so funny, I forgot to laugh. zzz

;)
 

aspeck

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Re: Yet another Blonde joke!

Duna & Boom, shhhh ... LF is sleeping ... maybe she won't wake up and read this ...
 

Dunaruna

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Re: Yet another Blonde joke!

[colour=blue]A blonde walks into a hairdresser to get a cut, she is wearing earphones connected to an ipod. The hairdresser lady begins to trim the blondes hair but the earphones are in the way so she asks the blonde if she can remove them - "NO, leave them on, I need them". So the haircut continues but the hairdresser is getting more and more frustrated trying to cut around the phones. Finally, she just pulls them off and throws them down onto the blondes lap. The blonde drops dead onto the floor.

The hair dresser is stunned, she slowly picks up the earphones and puts them on, this is what she hears............................
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" Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe in, breathe out, breathe in....................
 

ehenry

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Re: Yet another Blonde joke!

yeah, Ms LadyFish might put a whoopin on ya if ya wake her up. I seen a woman yet that likes to get woke up.
 

chrish

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Re: Yet another Blonde joke!

heres another one

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you're losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you're losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, and knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you're losing some of your load!" When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it,
he says . .

"Hi, my name is Kevin. It's winter in Iowa, and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"
 

crunch

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Re: Yet another Blonde joke!

chrish, did anyone welcome you to Iboats? (we are a rude and unruly lot), if not?

Welcome, just hope LF doesn't put you on her list, bad things happen to those on the list... or those that list?

Baaaa.... hard to keep things straight around here. :p
 
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