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For weeks, Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been nagging him to paint the toilet seat.
He finally got around to it while Lucy was out.
She returned while he was cleaning his brushes, got undressed to take a shower and then sat on the commode.
When she tried to stand, the epoxy paint had glued her to the commode seat.
Lucy's screams rousted Charlie, who ran upstairs and quickly realized her predicament. They pushed and pulled with no luck, so Charlie removed the bolts holding the seat in place, wrapped Lucy in a sheet, and drove her to the emergency room.
As the ER doctor positioned her on the table to figure out how to free her, Lucy tried to lighten her embarrassment. "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."
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The doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen a lot of them, but I've never seen one framed before!"
He finally got around to it while Lucy was out.
She returned while he was cleaning his brushes, got undressed to take a shower and then sat on the commode.
When she tried to stand, the epoxy paint had glued her to the commode seat.
Lucy's screams rousted Charlie, who ran upstairs and quickly realized her predicament. They pushed and pulled with no luck, so Charlie removed the bolts holding the seat in place, wrapped Lucy in a sheet, and drove her to the emergency room.
As the ER doctor positioned her on the table to figure out how to free her, Lucy tried to lighten her embarrassment. "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."
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The doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen a lot of them, but I've never seen one framed before!"
