Are you A Democrat,Republican,or Southerner..here's a test

Firestar

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Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner? Here is a little test that
will help you decide.














The answer can be found by posing the following question:





You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children.











Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,
and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an expert
shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.











What do you do?












Republican's Answer:







BANG!







.................................................. ..............






Democrat's Answer:





Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!





Does the man look poor or oppressed?





Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?





Could we run away?





What does my wife think?





What about the kids?





Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his
hand?





What does the law say about this situation?





Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?





Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this
send to society and to my children?





Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?





Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound
me?





If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he
was stabbing me?





Should I call 9-1-1?





Why is this street so deserted?





We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.





This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few
days and try to come to a consensus.





.................................................. .............





Southerner's Answer:





BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!





BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)





BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!





BANG! Click





Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
Hollow Points?"





Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"





Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
 

Firestar

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Re: Are you A Democrat,Republican,or Southerner..here's a test

Damn stuck this in the wrong place. How do I move it?
 

Jim13

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Re: Are you A Democrat,Republican,or Southerner..here's a test

LOL!

I guess that make me southern.
Can we shoot liberals too?
 

xtraham

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Texasmark

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Re: Are you A Democrat,Republican,or Southerner..here's a test

Now wait a minute. Maryland is not Johnny Reb territory. You'se a yank dude or are you a turncoat?

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Kidding aside I really like your boat. I know it does a super job of doing what it was designed to do. Like the prop too. Must move you right along.

So, yankee doodle dandy, what do you do with this dandy boat? :/


Mark
 

calwldlif

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Re: Are you A Democrat,Republican,or Southerner..here's a test

Here in Cal we would blow smoke in his face
and tell the wife he was after her tofu.
If he gets the knife out of his Butt, he won't be messing with the USA again.
 

xtraham

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hey tex, look at a map and check out where Pocomoke is and you will see why I am a rebel I live 40 miles south of the mason dixon line, right on the VA line on a very small peninsula.......

about the boat thanks, it is my charter boat,44' V692 turbo Detroit, the wheel is a 26x26
 

jtexas

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what would you do if you were Jesus?
 

Plainsman

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Shoot him, then use his knife on him and put what I cut off in his mouth, take a picture and send it to Al-jezzera.

Don't know what that makes though.
 

Aquaman

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A Glock model 26? Gimme a break! Nothing less than a FAL will do! 8)
 

Haut Medoc

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:}:}:} Jackpot!
 

crunch

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Firestar, you forgot one for the Democrats: what would you do if you were Jesus?

Personaly, I pack a .357, and I don't call 911.
 

12Footer

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jtexas said:
what would you do if you were Jesus?
Just as the gunny does -- I'd miracle his arse into a Christian, his knife into a Bible, and his scream into "How y'all doin tonight?"


 

Reel Poor

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I live in Ms. Nuff said.
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CJY

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Re: Are you A Democrat,Republican,or Southerner..here's a test

I think I can break this down a bit further for you.



W's(republican) response, via PHONE to US soldier;

SHOOT, SHOOT, SHOOT..........BANG!

Soldier's response to W; I missed, now what should I do?

W's reply; I don't know, I did not plan that far ahead.



BANG! A typical, thoughtless, knee-jerk reaction by W.


What would a democrat do? Not sure, but based on the thought out responses as posted in the original post, they surely would have had a back-up plan.

Southern republican - see "W's response."
Southern democrat - see "what would a democrat do."
 

imported_John o

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CJY said:
What would a democrat do? Not sure, but based on the thought out responses as posted in the original post, they surely would have had a back-up plan.

What would a democrat do?

In a war - they'd die.

And if you haven't noticed yet, We're at war. And I'm not talking about Iraq. That's just one small skirmish in a war that will last until we all die or until the moslems all die. Islam is the enemy. They are commanded by their scriptures to kill or enslave us.
 

jtexas

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John said:
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That's just one small skirmish in a war that will last until we all die or until the moslems all die. Islam is the enemy. They are commanded by their scriptures to kill or enslave us.

I feel compelled to point out that this is just one interpretation of "their scriptures", subscribed to by a small faction of "them."

Furthermore, it directly contradicts the official position of the U.S. Government and in particular President George W. Bush.

Unless of course, by "us" you are referring to some group of people who have declared themselves to be the mortal enemies of Islam.
 

ricksrster

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Replubican is cool. One shot, one kill!
 
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