Food 's That Kill !

scrapper

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A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put
into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here,
years ago.

Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food
is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us
realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all
have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that
causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row
raised his hand, and softly said,
"Wedding Cake.":D:D
 

Reel Poor

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Re: Food 's That Kill !

Now thats a knee slapper....
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scrapper

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Re: Food 's That Kill !

HMMMPT !! :| And to think, All this time the Wife had me beliving it was my fault:!^ LOL!
 

aspeck

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Re: Food 's That Kill !

:| Terrible and wrong, Scrapper!
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Okay, the Mrs. isn't looking over my shoulder! d:)d:)d:)
 
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DJ

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Hmmmmm. My parents just joyfully celebrated their 57th. I'm going on 27.

We must be weird. If it is weird, I want to be a part of it.

o:)
 

JC1933

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Re: Food 's That Kill !

d:)d:) THats a good one chief,

Two 75 year old gent's went to the Doctor the first one out asked the other if all was ok with him/ he answered all is fine. how about you?
wel I think all my telephone sex cought up to me I know have ear aids:

Have a nice evening. :devil::devil:
 

JC1933

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redBump, just checking if my rig works. o:)red
 

heycods

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I didn`t have any weding cake when we got married.:'(
 

scrapper

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Re: Food 's That Kill !

Ya Know ! Come to think of it Neither did I ! ( Greedy Inlaws):^::)
 

aspeck

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I didn't either - was too excited to eat. :devil:
 
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