Company Policy

Fooser

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Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey<br />will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. <br /><br />As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water.<br />After a while, another makes an attempt with the same result-all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey<br />tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.<br /><br />Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb<br />the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.<br /><br />Next, remove another of the five original monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous<br />newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm!<br />Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he<br />is attacked. Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they are not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in<br />the beating of the newest monkey.<br /><br />After replacing all of the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever<br />again approaches the stairs to try for the banana.<br />Why not? Because as far as they know that's the way it's always been done around here.<br /><br /> And that, my friends, is how company policy begins.<br /> ;)
 

WaterHog

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Re: Company Policy

Fish, I am retired from an oil company down in Houston, Dont know where you are but its obvious, We've worked with some of the same Monkeys, Or was it that Bananas....
 

crab bait

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Re: Company Policy

with all the absenteeizium in government .<br />i thought you were talkin' 'bout the steps of congress...
 

ebbtide176

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Re: Company Policy

the other day, my branch office received word from our corporate director of operations, that our coffee service would be discontinued. we were informed that this cost was unacceptable for a branch office (something like $70 mo)<br /><br />so our receptionist had to go to local grocery store and buy a can of folgers and we were to use that until we could start ordering all supplies through the corporate account, which is supposedly a cut rate due to volume.....<br /><br />just noticed our box of coffee came in this morning.... its the very same brand! and the kicker - our receptionist said when she put in the order she couldn't believe it -much more expensive! :rolleyes:
 

crab bait

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Re: Company Policy

seems like i always work for outfits that there 'company policy' is ...<br /><br />WORK HARDER OR GET FIRED.. <br /><br />it's kinda effective , i must say ..not confusin' & easy to remember..
 
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