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  1. jimlad

    hailing QC

    you have PM
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    Seperated At Birth?

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    There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside

    There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country. The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, ?Mmmmm, I smell sausage.? The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and said ?Mmmmmm, I smell pancakes.? The...
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    Don't Listen to Him

    A couple had been married for many years, and their son had gotten old enough to date. One day the boy brought a girl over to diner. The mother was thrilled with her son's choice and couldn't wait for the wedding. However, the father was upset and, eventually, the boy asked, ?Dad, why don't you...
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    Angus

    What do you call a Scottish cloakroom attendant? Angus McCoatup :)
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    Signs and notices

    Sign on a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) Sign at Norfolk farm gate: BEWARE! I SHOOT EVERY TENTH TRESPASSER AND THE NINTH ONE HAS JUST LEFT Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A...
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    pork

    Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosuar with a pig? A: Jurassic pork!
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    Donkey

    There was this American tourist in Mexico, and he was getting tired of walking around, so he went up to a donkey rental place and said, ''Can I rent a donkey?' The guy said, "We don't call them donkeys here, we call them asses. This is the only *** I have left, and you have to scratch him when...
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    Goat

    There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft. Curious about its depth they threw in a pebble and waited for the sound of it striking the bottom, but they heard nothing. They went and got a bigger rock, threw it in and waited. Still nothing. They searched...
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    Phone home for close shave

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    mushrooms

    My sister used to go out with a mushroom harvester ? apparently he used to be a Fun guy to be with!:D
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    peanuts

    A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of OAPs when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. When she...
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    Hailing RPJS

    HI there did you read PM
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    rid

    Walk on the living, they don't even mumble. Walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble. What are they?
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    false hope

    twin towers were was god then false hope is bad to teach our children
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    Riddle

    Walking home one day, you take a short cut along the train tracks. The tracks cross a narrow bridge over a deep gorge. At the point you are 3/8 of the way across the bridge, you hear the train whistle somewhere behind you. You charge across the bridge, and jump off the track as the train is...
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    heres a joke for a change

    A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of...
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    New Forum

    a this is nice and quick i like it jimlad
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    Good things

    theres to much negative waves in the world at present so 3 things that are good in life Family the sun on my face while fishing in my boat the sound of the ocean jimlad
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    Panda Poo into paper

    Staff at a Chinese animal centre are making sure nothing goes to waste with a plan to turn panda poo into paper. Liao Jun, a researcher at Chengdu Giant Panda Breeding Base, said the idea came to workers during a visit to Thailand where they found paper made from elephant dung. They thought...
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