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A girl walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on hundreds of bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
Her curiosity getting the better of her and she asks the man what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 500 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" she asks.
"It's business development...I'm a divorce lawyer."

Her curiosity getting the better of her and she asks the man what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 500 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" she asks.
"It's business development...I'm a divorce lawyer."