The Blind Bunny

[aspeck]

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop, right on his twitchy little nose. "Oh please, excuse me!" said the bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I"m blind & can't see."

"That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?"

"Well, I really don't know," replied the bunny. "I'm blind and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out."

So the snake felt the bunny all over, and said, "Well, you're soft and cuddly, and you have long silky ears and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!"

The bunny replied, "I can't thank you enough! But by the way, what kind of animal are you?" The snake replied that he didn't know, and the bunny agreed to examine him.

When the bunny was finished, the snake asked, "Well, what kind of an animal am I?"

The bunny had felt the snake all over, and replied, "You're soft, you're cold, you're slippery and you haven't got any nads. You must be a Democrat."

 

[rndn]

Re: The Blind Bunny

Thanks for the chuckle, old joke but always worth reading.

 

[Turin]

Re: The Blind Bunny

Super funny

 

[rolmops]

Re: The Blind Bunny

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop, right on his twitchy little nose. "Oh please, excuse me!" said the bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I"m blind & can't see."

"That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?"

"Well, I really don't know," replied the bunny. "I'm blind and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out."

So the snake felt the bunny all over, and said, "Well, you're soft and cuddly, and you have long silky ears and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!"

The bunny replied, "I can't thank you enough! But by the way, what kind of animal are you?" The snake replied that he didn't know, and the bunny agreed to examine him.

When the bunny was finished, the snake asked, "Well, what kind of an animal am I?"

The bunny had felt the snake all over, and replied, "You're soft, you're cold, you're slippery and you haven't got any nads. You must be a Democrat."

And then there was an awful noise and stink.An elephant came lumbering down the path.He could see perfectly fine.
He stepped on the 2 blind animals and killed them. He did not care at all.
He was a republican.

 

[bouttime007]

Re: The Blind Bunny

And then there was an awful noise and stink.An elephant came lumbering down the path.He could see perfectly fine.
He stepped on the 2 blind animals and killed them. He did not care at all.
He was a republican.

LOL

 

[aspeck]

Re: The Blind Bunny

And then there was an awful noise and stink.An elephant came lumbering down the path.He could see perfectly fine.
He stepped on the 2 blind animals and killed them. He did not care at all.
He was a republican.

Hey niw, don't be making fun of my size, I am trying hard to loose some of the girth! I do stink a bit right now, though ... just got back from exercising ...

 

[Vlad D Impeller]

Re: The Blind Bunny

Thats funny