This is not a troll, just read and smile.<br /><br />Greetings From Rancho Mirage<br />By Ben Stein <br />Published 4/5/2006 2:29:42 AM <br /><br />Tuesday <br />Dear Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, Marines, National Guard, Reservists, in Iraq, in the Middle East theater, in Afghanistan, in the area...