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    So Long!

    I haven't been posting on here for about a month now and this will be my last post on iboats ! The reason being there is too much "Do as I say, Not as I do " and we all know who you are . Members are being atacked directly and indirectly, the words and reasons are twisted to suit the users own...
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    Government hard at work?

    When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including...
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    WHY, WHY, WHY???

    Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is a boxing ring square...
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    GEEEEEEEZZZZZ

    Now from the Folks who swear its better another new look!:'(
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    H B to ME !!

    Well it's here ! Ive made it to the big Six O (60) I smoke some , drink some , cuss some, hurt some, joke some , boat some , ride my motorbike some work some , laugh some, cry some and live alot! some days I feel older , and some I feel younger! Sum it up, I guess Im like my bike !, My...
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    10 Puns!!!

    1. Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger." 2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went all the way out to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other...
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    The Politics of Cows:

    The Politics of Cows: DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office that put a tax on your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money, buy a cow and give...
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    Backwards Things !!

    Ever wish you could back things up after it happens ? Now you can ! d:) http://www.ejbdotcom.net/content/13678.html
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    Why Computers Sometimes Crash! by Dr. Seuss.

    Why Computers Sometimes Crash! by Dr. Seuss. (Read this to yourself aloud - it's great!) If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an...
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    Wal-Mart Greeter

    Wal-Mart Greeter As I was retrieving a shopping cart in Wal Mart yesterday a particularly unkempt, unattractive and mean spirited woman who actually reeked of body odor pushed me aside. Shoving past me, the woman snarled at her kids, almost knocking another older lady down, grabbed the first...
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    BEER !!!

    Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer." The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or...
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    Canada Day Special (NFLD vs USA )

    NFLD vs USA President George Bush was in the Oval Office wondering which country to invade next, when his telephone rang. "Hallo, President Bush" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Archie, up 'ere at the Harp Seal Pub in Badger's Cove, Newfoundland, Canada ey? I am callin' to...
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    H C D

    Happy Canada Day fellow Canucks! d:)d:)d:)
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    Fishing Buddies !

    Fishing Buddies Two fishing buddies are sittin' in a boat out on their favorite lake, fishing and suckin' down beer when all of a sudden Bill says, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife - she ain't spoken to me in over 6 months." Earl takes a swig of his beer and says, "You better think it...
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    Come Fly With Me !!

    The entrance opens, two men dressed in Pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughterspreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the...
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