Your thread is funny.
Besides a boat cover or a roof over it theres not much else you can do.
actually I'm tired of all the hippies who say NO dont kill the poor little birdies. GET A JOB. I'm tired of cleaning the crap off my boat.
Someone load your cheerios with pee this morning?bad_boy said:Actually, there is NO humor in this whatsoever! Perhaps the OP just needs to find another hobby...
I want to kill all these birds. What is the best poison for seagulls?
I've been to alot of marinas with that big orange and black eye that looks like a beachball. Maybe that would work.Many boaters around here use a kite that looks like a hawk attached to a flagpole to scary the little buggers away.
Bill
I don't think a judge would care about the poo problem.
If you are going to invade territory of wildlife you need to deal with wildlife behavior.
You could kill a thousand gulls and they would still poop on your poop deck while you languish in the Fed Slammer contemplating how to get along with other critters.