Silly Question

[SS MAYFLOAT]

My wife calls me a pig (sometimes),,,,,,,,,,can I give her the swine flu?

 

[wajajaja02]

Re: Silly Question

My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'

'No,' she answered.

I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'

So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'

And that's how the fight started

 

[Bart Sr.]

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When my wife calls me a pig I answer with --Whatever you say "Three Ponies".

 

[JB]

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Yup, SS. Silly.

 

[Bob_VT]

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I am not qualified to answer that...... I wouls suggest you call the CDC yourself!

 

[SS MAYFLOAT]

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Now how big should the bump be on my head after she has read this?

 

[Tail_Gunner]

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Up to you....I dare ya...

 

[Limited-Time]

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Yes SS, just make sure you clear it with her first.

 

[Bob_VT]

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Well when you call the CDC ask if they kow any local people who are good with Phrenology because of the new bump!!

 

[slasmith1]

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yor lucky my wife calls me a pig all the time.

 

[kenmyfam]

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Now that was a silly question !!!!

 

[idrownworms]

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One has to ask.
Do you like getting scratched behind the ears and slop poured over your snout?
inquiring minds want to know
jamie

 

[jay_merrill]

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Sounds to me like there is something that you don't want to do for the next six months or so. Let her see this post and that is very likely to be the case!

 

[zebstarnes]

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I don't know if you can or not , but it's worth a shot isn't it ?

 

[J. Howard]

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I'm getting married on Saturday and my fiancee's last name is Swann. Conveniently enough, I've come down with a pretty nasty cold this week. I keep saying it's the Swann Flu and that I probably won't be able to make the wedding. (Kidding)

 

[FBPirate95]

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Is a spider writting messages in its web above your door?

 

[Fly Rod]

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I was told while growing up that there is no such thing as a silly question.

Nobody ever told me that you would not get a silly answer.

 

[puddle jumper]

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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'

'No,' she answered.

I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'

So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'

And that's how the fight started

That's funny

we must have to much time on our hands

 

[gonefishie]

Re: Silly Question

My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'

'No,' she answered.

I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'

So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'

And that's how the fight started

That's about how I normally get in trouble. For some reasons, they don't think that's funny.

 

[aspeck]

Re: Silly Question

That's funny

we must have to much time on our hands

If he didn't before, he does now ...