Another Blonde joke LF don't look

dolluper

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How long before LF looks who knows not long I bet
Well here it is
Blonde taking a Bath


A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.

She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.

He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.

So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 25 gallons of milk.

Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"

The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons.

I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look
young and beautiful again."

The milk man asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my breasts. I can splash it on my eyes
 

WillyBWright

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Re: Another Blonde joke LF don't look

Maybe she's really a he and want's it Homogenized. ;)
 

ehenry

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Re: Another Blonde joke LF don't look

LOLOLOLOLOL at Willy ! ! !
 

dolluper

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Re: Another Blonde joke LF don't look

Hey Willy coming from dairyland I guess is, you have heard all the milk jokes. Your twist was funny o:)o:)
 
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