1973 vs. 2006

LadyFish

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Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.

1973 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes
to his car and gets his to show Jack.

2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail
and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for
traumatized students and teachers.

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Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.


1973 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end
up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody
expelled.

2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark.
Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

1973 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal.
Sits still in class.

2006 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School
gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.

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Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his father's car and his Dad gives
him a whipping.

1973 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to
college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2006 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to
foster care and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state
psychologist that she remembers being abused herself and their Dad
goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some headache medicine to
school.

1973 - Mark shares headache medicine with Principal out on the smoking
dock.

2006 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations.
Car searched for drugs and weapons.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Mary turns up pregnant.

1973 - 5 High School Boys leave town. Mary does her senior year at a
special school for expectant mothers.

2006 - Middle School Counselor calls Planned Parenthood, who notifies
the ACLU. Mary is driven to the next state over and gets an abortion
without her parent's consent or knowledge. Mary given condoms and told
to be more careful next time.

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Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.

1973: Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.

2006: Pedro's cause is taken up by state democratic party. Newspaper
articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a
requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit
against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English
banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up
mowing lawns for a living because he can't speak English.

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Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of
July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant
bed.

1973 - Ants die.

2006 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with
domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from
home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list
and is never allowed to fly again.

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Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his
knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary, hugs him to
comfort him.

1973 - In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2006 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job.
She faces 3 years in State Prison.
 

alden135

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Re: 1973 vs. 2006

Johnny has a crush on Sue:

1973- Johnny askes Sue out. Sue not interested. Johnny persists, Sue's big, big, older brother stuffs Johnny in a locker. Johnny leaves Sue alone, meets another girl, life is good.


2006- Sue is emotionaly damaged by Johnnys advances. Sue is now scarred for life because Johnny asked her out. Sue reports incident to the school administration and Johnny is expelled for sex crimes. Johnny is now a registered sex offender and turns gay.
 

JB

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Re: 1973 vs. 2006

Really gets to the core of modern American paranoia.

Scary as heck.:'(
 

Haut Medoc

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Re: 1973 vs. 2006

Old ways die hard.....
Welcome to the 21st century!......
P.S., I agree with Mary's 2006 scenario.....
Rehubs whine about welfare, but what is the prognosis for a pregnant unwed teenage woman, CEO?
Abstinence would be great, but is unlikely.....
Education & contraception make much more sense....
It is sad that the most responsible women are the ones most likely not to have children in their teens, by whatever means necessary ;).......JK
 

JB

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Re: 1973 vs. 2006

Dad-gummit, Haut!

Gotta politicise everything, don't ya?
 

Haut Medoc

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2006: Pedro's cause is taken up by state democratic party
2006 - Middle School Counselor calls Planned Parenthood, who notifies
the ACLU.
Just responding to an inference that is not too thinly veiled........
That all of the present day scenarios are the result of the EVIL Democrats.....
Sorry JB, but the poster opened the door when the words "Democratic Party" appeared.......JK
 

LadyFish

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Re: 1973 vs. 2006

Haut, me, aka "the poster" put it up here for a giggle or two. Nothing more. Sheesh :/ I guess I should have stayed under that rock.
 

tommays

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It is the funniest thing i have read here in a long time :)

Tommays
 

Haut Medoc

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Sorry LF, aka "The Author"......
FWIW, I find it sad how times have changed things.....JK
 

bassboy1

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Re: 1973 vs. 2006

Imagine how bad it will be when I am yalls age. (Not that yall are old but that I am only 13)
 

waterinthefuel

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1973: Billy tells his friend Aaron his teacher is so easy, she never gives homework.

2006: Aaron tells Billy his teacher is easy too, he had sex with her at her house.
 

Parrott_head

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Re: 1973 vs. 2006

1973. Bobby asks daddy to show him how to change the oil in his car. Daddy gets the tools out and he and son change the oil and check some other items.


2006. Daddy says sure and shoots the kid an email from the Click and Clack brothers on how to do it. Daddy later posts in forum how irresponsible son did not get filter down tight a blew oil everywhere and toasted engine.
 
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