New Special Forces Unit

[kfraser]

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:


1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday

 

[KaGee]

Re: New Special Forces Unit

And that's just his squirrel gun! Wait til he gets out the heavy armor. 8)

 

[RubberFrog]

Re: New Special Forces Unit

"just his squirrel gun"
I love it!

 

[LadyFish]

Re: New Special Forces Unit

Really all you need is 100 women on PMS or menapausal.

Have each one of their husbands tell them they are going to the Bahamas for the week with their very young, very sexy secretary, and you could match their power with fewer troops.

 

[bekosh]

Re: New Special Forces Unit

Really all you need is 100 women on PMS or menapausal.

Have each one of their husbands tell them they are going to the Bahamas for the week with their very young, very sexy secretary, and you could match their power with fewer troops.

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Bad LF, Bad. That would be a Weapon of Mass destruction banned by the Geneva convention.
Nuke

 

[kfraser]

Re: New Special Forces Unit

Well here's a thought,

Let's go ahead and send our PMS wive's to Iraq. I'll pack her bags right now! Then we might ACTUALLY get that weekend in the Bahamas with the very young, very sexy secretary. I'm game..15 years of living on a compound will do that....Sshhh...don't tell them I said that...

New name for boat = Compound Fracture....lol

 

[kfraser]

Re: New Special Forces Unit

Bekosh,

Not on post, But had to say, you did an awesome paintjob.. your boat is a nice example to all of the folks in the restoration forum...cudos...
I'm an old woodie at heart...but gave into the "I'd rather be boating" than the working crowd...

At 36, I've decided that they are for playing on, not working on...Here's mine,


RainMaker...The name needs no explanation..!!

Searay SRV220....Compound Fracture...Does have an explanation for the name...lol...just ask

 

[txswinner]

Re: New Special Forces Unit

Hell you can't hunt without a dog and what about the beer rations.

 

[rottenray6402]

Re: New Special Forces Unit

Wouldn't it be confusing with a whole unit all named Bubba? I like LF idea better, especially the trip part.:^8):'(