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Tnstratofam

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Amen to that!

I sure hope that means my next 40 are gonna be more fun!
 

foodfisher

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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
 

sam60

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If a centipede a pint and a millipede a quart how much would a precipice?
 

gm280

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I recent graduate of make-up 101... :facepalm:

Just remember when you're feeling down, others have more serious issues they you...
 

WIMUSKY

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^^^^^^^^ Hahahaha....... I use the same razor but still look more like the guy on the left.... Hmmmm.....:laugh:
 
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jbcurt00

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MURPHY'S LESSER KNOWN LAWS

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

9. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

10. The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

11. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

12. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

13. God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty
 

gm280

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If my calculations are correct, SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN :D

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grand father did, in his sleep -- not screaming like the passengers in the car. :facepalm:
 
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