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64osby

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I was just letting you know that I liked that one. Nothing to quote so I posted it again.;)

Go MSU. :D
 

gm280

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Article in a local news sit today:

Australian police responded to what they believed was a domestic violence incident only to find the commotion was caused by a man trying to kill a "big" spider.

Police responded to numerous calls from neighbors that reported hearing a woman "screaming hysterically" and a man threatening her.

When police arrived at the home in Sydney around 2 a.m., the man was "out of breath and rather flushed," according to an account of the incident posted on the Harbourside Local police force Facebook page on Nov. 21.

Police asked the man what he had done to the screaming woman, and the man responded that he lived alone. The hilarious conversation between the man and police is recounted below:

Police: "Come on mate people clearly heard you yelling you were going to kill her and furniture getting thrown around the unit."

Man: "It was a spider."

Police "Sorry??"

Man: "It was a spider, a really big one!!

Police :"What about the women screaming?"

Man: "Yeah sorry that was me, I really really hate spiders."

Police said it turned out the male was chasing a "rather large spider around the unit with a can." "After a very long pause some laughter and a quick look in the unit to make sure there was no injured party (apart from the spider) we left," police wrote on the post.

Police Inspector Dean Lindley posted the story on Facebook with several other outlandish crimes that occurred in the area, Huffington Post reported.

"If you try and make it a bit humorous, more people will read it. If you attach funny stuff to serious stuff, they're more likely to engage," Lindley told Huffington Post Australia.
 

RGrew176

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Tim Frank

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Little Golden Books That Never Made It to Print
(The Little Golden Books are classic books for children)

? The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
? Dad's New Wife Robert
? Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share
? Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It-Myself Book
? Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
? Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
? The Little Sissy Who Snitched
? That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
? Grandpa Gets a Casket
? The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
? The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
? Strangers Have the Best Candy
? Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
? You Were an Accident
? Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
? Your Nightmares Are Real
? Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
? Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
? Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
? Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
? Learn How To Fly With Just a Ladder and a Pillowcase
 

gm280

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That one picture has to be my doppelganger. :eek: :facepalm:
 
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