The Tackle Box

[aspeck]

On her 15th birthday, my daughter opened a package from her mom and her sisters. Out came a beauty case containing many samples of makeup.

"Neat!" I exclaimed. "Your own tackle box!"

My wife calmly explained that it was NOT a tackle box; it was a beauty kit. My daughter proceeded to open it up and show us all the mascara, eye shadow, rouge, and other cosmetics.

At this point I leaned over to my wife and whispered, "I told you it was a tackle box. Just look at all those lures."

 

[JB]

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[LadyFish]

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Yep, its a tackle box alright!

 

[Limited-Time]

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Art, as they say in these parts. You ain't right.............funny, but not right.

 

[Haut Medoc]

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True, that!.....​

 

[aspeck]

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Thanks LT - around these parts we take that as a compliment!

 

[puddle jumper]

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That's funny and true. So Aspect what are you going to when the boys start
coming around asking for her.
One of the guys i work with was saying when his little girl come of age shes getting a smart car and a big dog and the dog has to go with her everywhere.

 

[Limited-Time]

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That's funny and true. So Aspect what are you going to when the boys start
coming around asking for her.
One of the guys i work with was saying when his little girl come of age shes getting a smart car and a big dog and the dog has to go with her everywhere.

Show them the gun safe.

 

[Kenneth Brown]

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So Aspect what are you going to when the boys start
coming around asking for her.

I've already got my response ready ( 2 girls so far, 5 and 12, 1 unknown due next spring)- "I've spent my entire adult life in prison son, a few more years ain't gonna hurt me one bit!"

 

[IOSLVR]

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Show them the gun safe.

When the young man comes to pick her up, make sure your cleaning the biggest gun you own.

 

[thefairlaneman]

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I knew a man that had a daughter that started dating and the guy would always get the boy to the side and say to him "My daughter is a very sensitive person. If you hurt her feelings AND MAKE HER CRY,,,,,,,I WILL MAKE YOU CRY"

 

[Limited-Time]

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I've already got my response ready ( 2 girls so far, 5 and 12, 1 unknown due next spring)- "I've spent my entire adult life in prison son, a few more years ain't gonna hurt me one bit!"

LMAO at that KB..................and congrats on the "unknown""

 

[aspeck]

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First, I have drilled into her that she cannot think of dating till she is 35 and marrying till she is 40! Next, I am prepared with guns, knives, and bows. The first date, I will be in camo - complete with face paint, picking my teeth with my biggest knife, and have about 40 of my favorite guns around in varying parts of assembly. When he sees me, I probably won't have to tell him anything, especially when I pick up a gun and start drooling and maybe even wet myself. If it don't scare him off, it will certainly scare him!

 

[eriediver]

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Reminds me of Bad Boys 2. The scene where the boy comes to pick up his daughter is hillarious.

I'm so glad I don't have a daughter.