Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

[redneck joe]

i feel like a voyeur....

 

[muskyfins]

Yep..... whatever it takes as long as it is ALMOST safe...

You know what they say----Safety Third :laugh:

 

[MTboatguy]

You guys spend WAY to much time on Craigslist!

LOL

 

[redneck joe]

You guys spend WAY to much time on Craigslist!

LOL

so you don't have to....

 

[Captain Ollie West]

For sale I have a homemade fiberglass canoe. It is 13.5 feet long and has 2 drywells. Asking $100 or trade for an electric trolling motor. If you have any questions, please call Tom at
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" If you have any questions, please call Tom at"

I don't know where to begin ...:mullet:

 

[redneck joe]

Omg I need this for.my othwr.forum...

 

[tomhath]

" If you have any questions, please call Tom at"

I'm tempted to call him and ask "WTF were you thinking when you built that thing?!?!"

 

[roffey]

You can see the canoe is not really homemade, the lines of canoe are still there. Looks like the owner had heavily modified the canoe and now realizes it is completely useless and totally unsafe to the point it probably floats beater upside down than right side up and what is that thing in the middle, a fire baffle?

 

[Tnstratofam]

For sale I have a homemade fiberglass canoe. It is 13.5 feet long and has 2 drywells. Asking $100 or trade for an electric trolling motor. If you have any questions, please call Tom at
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" If you have any questions, please call Tom at"

I don't know where to begin ...:mullet:

I know where to begin. Someone needed a boat reso/mod intervention! That thing looks So Skechy. I personally like the 4 inch PVC sponsons attached to the sides. That will make her stable in the water.... NOT!!!:facepalm:

 

[gm280]

Maybe somebody could buy that to go over Niagara Falls... Yea that's the ticket... :violin: :help:

 

[jbcurt00]

You guys got it all wrong...

Those pvc side tubes arent sponsons.... they're torpedo tubes

argh... gimme yar ship ya scurvy dog or i'll sink yas ...argh

Apparently the pirate in my head is from jersey :facepalm:

Pods for rocket propulsion system? Saves having to do all that pesky paddling....

 

[Tnstratofam]

:rofl: Torpedo tubes! That's funny!!

 

[Bayou Dave]

Wonder where the gold is in the boat that justifies the asking price?
http://lafayette.craigslist.org/boa/5094218478.html

 

[MTboatguy]

Wonder where the gold is in the boat that justifies the asking price?
http://lafayette.craigslist.org/boa/5094218478.html

I don't think I would be putting a 250hp motor on the back of that one!

 

[redneck joe]

maybe two 50's

 

[PatinIdaho]

Sure its a decent boat but the price!!!!
maybe 10k for the engines and FF so your paying 7K for the bare boat and trailer:facepalm:

http://spokane.craigslist.org/boa/5090484002.html

 

[redneck joe]

and man those new 4's look way out of place on old boats.

 

[tomhath]

The ultimate TLC ad on craigslist - 1200 boats

 

[jbcurt00]

Yeah, Lanier..... its in Georgia.. might be an interesting place to waste a day. Never heard of anyone having a good experience w them...

 

[Tnstratofam]

Yeah they have a yard full of hulls in various states of rot. They're real proud of them too! They actually have a Stratos just like ours minus the interior, the outdrive, the manifolds, any solid wood, but they do have the shifter lever I need. I can pick up the whole rotten mess for a measely $900 dollars.:facepalm:


(Edit) They've incresed the price on the Stratos and listed it as a "Mechanics Special" new price is $1250 dollars.:faint2:

Seriously over priced!!!!