Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

[gm280]

Is this where they got the term "sofa boat " ??
https://jacksonville.craigslist.org/boa/4982301144.html

Ha that isn't just a sofa, it is a sectional sofa. There are quite rare and very hard to find these days... :facepalm:

Truly makes one wonder what they were thinking doesn't it?

 

[tomhath]

Is this where they got the term "sofa boat " ??
https://jacksonville.craigslist.org/boa/4982301144.html

I wonder if it folds out into a bed?

 

[dannys2004glastron175mx]

Is this where they got the term "sofa boat " ??
https://jacksonville.craigslist.org/boa/4982301144.html

Only thing left to add is the coffee table and end tables :lol:

 

[milehighjc]

At least you get a trailer to take the sofa to the upholstery shop. Some people would want you to bring your own when you pay them to haul away their junk.

 

[muskyfins]

oooh, oooh.....I got one. Seized engine and bad outdrive. Other than that in great condition!!!!:lol::lol::lol:
[h=2]Bayliner Sierra 2455 1988 Boat w/trailer - $5000 (Melrose Park)[/h]

condition: good
length overall (LOA): 24
make / manufacturer: Bayliner Sierra
model name / number: 2455

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Boat for sale with trailer! Title to boat and trailer included. Engine on the boat is locked and the lower unit does not work. Other than these issues the boat is in great condition. Trailer is in great condition and is worth at least $2,000.

Must sell ASAP!!! Make an offer today!

Pick up only...

 

[BigDfromTN]

Here is a good write up.....
http://memphis.craigslist.org/boa/4989270518.html

 

[2 Eagles]

Here is a good write up.....
http://memphis.craigslist.org/boa/4989270518.html

He's laying it on thick.

 

[Tnstratofam]

Wow he certainly thinks it will improve your love life.:eyebrows: I wonder if the custom trolling motor is as alluring as the rest of that supposed honey magnet is.:facepalm:

 

[garbageguy]

Here is a good write up.....
http://memphis.craigslist.org/boa/4989270518.html

"you can load this baby up with all the biggest beach whales without lag... (Trust me, I know.)"

That's it, I gotta have it!

 

[sphelps]

"drill kota" :lol:

 

[Watermann]

"drill kota" :lol:

Yeah I thought after his write up that 'drill kota' was gonna have a somewhat different attachment on it. :heh:

 

[bassman284]

In case you're looking for something JUST a little larger and longer range,

 

[Watermann]

In case you're looking for something JUST a little larger and longer range,

:lol: "all offers or trades will be considered. Make me an offer, no mind tricks" :lol:

 

[jbcurt00]

Humboldt, California? Yeah, there might have been more then 1 hit on the 1-hitter before posting that ad. Definitely gets high marks for creativity.....

I wonder if these ARE the droids he's looking for:

 

[southkogs]

15 disc CD changer ... ound:

 

[Tnstratofam]

The force is not with him! Flagged for removal.

Some people have no sense of humor.

 

[Fun Times]

http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/boa/4995887773.html
The little blue submarine.

 

[roffey]

you would have to be completely nuts to go in a home made wooden submarine, let alone buy one.

 

[Tnstratofam]

That is crazy!!! "Working Historical replica." Umm yeah I'll watch from shore while someone else tries out her sea worthiness.

 

[Tnstratofam]

[h=2]Anybody Want to be Huck Finn or Tom Sawyer?


redneck yacht - $150 (fairview)[/h]

? craigslist - Map data ? OpenStreetMap



(google map) (yahoo map)

condition: good
length overall (LOA): 11
make / manufacturer: owner
model name / number: fun
propulsion type: human

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river tested French broad / high water / low water/ unsinkable/camp- daytrip-fish -dock. trailer included -easy to launch or ramp onto trailer. to be seen call me.




Okay so this is both ingenious and really redneck at the same time. I'm not sure if it's gonna float but I'd pay to watch people float down the French Broad river on that thing.op2: Especially with power boats racing by. :heh: