Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

[redneck joe]

complete with garden and oversized hoola hoop.


https://lexington.craigslist.org/bo.../lexington.craigslist.org/boa/4682887895.html

 

[roffey]

Now that is truly yard art. It comes pre planted with a lovely flower arrangement .... and the hose to water it with.

 

[Watermann]

complete with garden and oversized hoola hoop.


https://lexington.craigslist.org/bo.../lexington.craigslist.org/boa/4682887895.html

Oh boy I'd hate to feed the gal who needs that size hoola hoop. Something tells me that salad growing in the boat wouldn't fill her up.

 

[Watermann]

Not sure this is funny but if the hole in the boat is so easy to fix why doesn't the owner do it then? I guess the love of labor only goes so far for 7500....

https://spokane.craigslist.org/boa/4739587282.html

"1959 Duarte inboard V8 Packard engine. Interior of this boat in very good condition. The wood top is in need of sanding and re-varnishing. The hull has a small hole that will need repair before putting in the water. A person who has the skill to sand, paint and varnish would really appreciate this boat. For me it has been a labor of love. I am the 2nd owner. The boat has been stored under cover for the last 6 years."

 

[tomhath]

Not sure this is funny but if the hole in the boat is so easy to fix why doesn't the owner do it then? I guess the love of labor only goes so far for 7500....

The first two pictures look at least 30 years old to me. He says the hole in the hull is small, but I suspect it isn't all that easy to to fix. Cool boat though.

 

[redneck joe]

yeah I've seen enough of dads converted slides to know those are old pics. But love the boat style

 

[mercurymang]

This one came up yesterday. Guy has no idea the length or year of the boat. Oh and be afraid of the rising price of the boat.

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/bod/4740852065.html

 

[redneck joe]

and apparently bondo will fix whats wrong with the hull...

 

[garbageguy]

http://nashville.craigslist.org/boa/4777561537.html




with custom captains chair.

"the stringers would probably OK"

ya, if they weren't probably rotten

 

[redneck joe]

not a project, but was interested in the unique design of the 110 hp Johnson OB


1993 Sunbird Eurosport 19' bowrider powered by a great running 110hp Johnson outboard. The hull and floor is solid and the seats are decent; good galvanized trailer included.

 

[redneck joe]

check the tires:

 

[redneck joe]

no price. Interesting hull.


https://chattanooga.craigslist.org/boa/4783104812.html

 

[redneck joe]

all yours just come get it

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/boa/4780995906.html

 

[redneck joe]

this one requires some of the posting verbiage be saved


http://stlouis.craigslist.org/boa/4732069659.html

THIS A OLDER BOAT BY CHRYSLER MARINE ,I HAVE A GOOD TITLE AND OR A BILL OF SALE IF NEEDED, THIS IS A AS IS SALE, THE BOAT NEED TO BE RESTORED, IT HAS BEEN SITTING A LONG TIME ,VANDLES HAS HIT IT FOR THE REDIATOR ,AND OTHER THINGS. THE BOAT 8X24 FT .LONG,AND HAS A 318 MOTOR AND TRANS .I THINK SO, NOT SURE. IT COMES WITH A TANNUM TRAILER ,THAT LOOKS GOOD, NEED TIRES ,TIRES HAS DRY ROTTED ,FROM SITTING. FILL FREE TO COME BY OR CALL

 

[redneck joe]

a boat mold (or three) anyone?


http://stlouis.craigslist.org/boa/4755742289.htmlhttp://stlouis.craigslist.org/boa/4755742289.html

 

[redneck joe]

not a funny but dam love this little boat and i'm going to be in STL in two weeks. Only $100, would look awesome with a little black motor.

A collectors dream, has been stored lovingly. So much original intact - chrome, beveled glass windshield, needs some TLC - mainly carpet and seats.

Has original title, motor will be needed - the haul is recommended for 60 hp, no more.

She needs to find a home with somebody who appreciates her one of a kind uniqueness A collectors dream, has been stored lovingly. So much original intact - chrome, beveled glass windshield, needs some TLC - mainly carpet and seats.

Has original title, motor will be needed - the haul is recommended for 60 hp, no more.

She needs to find a home with somebody who appreciates her one of a kind uniqueness A collectors dream, has been stored lovingly. So much original intact - chrome, beveled glass windshield, needs some TLC - mainly carpet and seats.

Has original title, motor will be needed - the haul is recommended for 60 hp, no more.

She needs to find a home with somebody who appreciates her one of a kind uniqueness A collectors dream, has been stored lovingly. So much original intact - chrome, beveled glass windshield, needs some TLC - mainly carpet and seats.

Has original title, motor will be needed - the haul is recommended for 60 hp, no more.

She needs to find a home with somebody who appreciates her one of a kind uniqueness

 

[tallcanadian]

not a funny but dam love this little boat and i'm going to be in STL in two weeks. Only $100, would look awesome with a little black motor.

A collectors dream, has been stored lovingly. So much original intact - chrome, beveled glass windshield, needs some TLC - mainly carpet and seats.

Has original title, motor will be needed - the haul is recommended for 60 hp, no more.

She needs to find a home with somebody who appreciates her one of a kind uniqueness A collectors dream, has been stored lovingly. So much original intact - chrome, beveled glass windshield, needs some TLC - mainly carpet and seats.

Has original title, motor will be needed - the haul is recommended for 60 hp, no more.

She needs to find a home with somebody who appreciates her one of a kind uniqueness A collectors dream, has been stored lovingly. So much original intact - chrome, beveled glass windshield, needs some TLC - mainly carpet and seats.

Has original title, motor will be needed - the haul is recommended for 60 hp, no more.

She needs to find a home with somebody who appreciates her one of a kind uniqueness A collectors dream, has been stored lovingly. So much original intact - chrome, beveled glass windshield, needs some TLC - mainly carpet and seats.

Has original title, motor will be needed - the haul is recommended for 60 hp, no more.

She needs to find a home with somebody who appreciates her one of a kind uniqueness

Whats a measly 100 bucks. You can do it. It says 60hp but a nice gas sipping Merc 402 would look handsome on the transom.

 

[thumpar]

not a project, but was interested in the unique design of the 110 hp Johnson OB


1993 Sunbird Eurosport 19' bowrider powered by a great running 110hp Johnson outboard. The hull and floor is solid and the seats are decent; good galvanized trailer included.

They called them quietriders because the outboard cowl was covered under that housing.

 

[redneck joe]

like an L drive? didn't know OMC did that.

 

[thumpar]

like an L drive? didn't know OMC did that.

It is actually a regular outboard under there.