Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

[redneck joe]

http://nashville.craigslist.org/boa/4699983116.html

the bassboat is a 1987 17 " bumblebee stinger .it needs finished.has a good strong...i will sell boat and trailer for $400.00 cash...

 

[redneck joe]

For $2k. He states this is a very good deal so it must be.


http://nashville.craigslist.org/boa/4712048953.html

 

[redneck joe]

http://nashville.craigslist.org/boa.../nashville.craigslist.org/boa/4719290320.html

This is a project boat motor and trailor.motor ran great 5 years ago been sitting.needs wheel and tire to be moved motor worth asking price could be put back on water with a little tlc.haven't got time to finish will post pics laterThis is a project boat motor and trailor.motor ran great 5 years ago been sitting.needs wheel and tire to be moved motor worth asking price could be put back on water with a little tlc.haven't got time to finish will post pics later

 

[tallcanadian]

For $2k. He states this is a very good deal so it must be.


http://nashville.craigslist.org/boa/4712048953.html

That's high even for Canadian prices. It would be a nice unit though all done up. I like the Glastron tri hull.

 

[bassman284]

http://nashville.craigslist.org/boa/4699983116.html

the bassboat is a 1987 17 " bumblebee stinger .it needs finished.has a good strong...i will sell boat and trailer for $400.00 cash...

Always important to have a good strong.

 

[Jerem0621]

looking to trade for _uns that shoot b_llets

 

[thumpar]

looking to trade for _uns that shoot b_llets

The nazis an CL are pretty bad. You have to be careful when listing anything that might have to do with a gun.

 

[mercurymang]

http://dallas.craigslist.org/sdf/boa/4710952190.html

geez...

 

[tomhath]

Buy a motor and get political commentary for free:

" Email, if you want better photo's than these crappy thumbnail CL photo's. This area of PA is a perfect example for the failure of public education. No these are not Evenrudes !! WTH ? Evenrude ? These people vote ! That explains a lot ! "

 

[Brian 26]

http://dallas.craigslist.org/sdf/boa/4710952190.html

geez...

The guys says "I'm told all the seats are there and all other components including the key..."

You don't know if it has a key or not???

"I'm told the propeller is a $300 dollar item by itself "

Apparently he's been told a lot.

 

[mercurymang]

The guys says "I'm told all the seats are there and all other components including the key..."

You don't know if it has a key or not???

"I'm told the propeller is a $300 dollar item by itself "

Apparently he's been told a lot.

And the icing on the cake is... No Title.

 

[PeteyDaMan]

http://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/boa/4732237920.html

I'm not sure where to start on this one.....how about the tiny single axle trailer for a 20' deck boat, or the fact that it's sitting on the outdrive because the trailer is too small. Oh, and it's mechanically perfect, except you can't verify that because none of the gauges work....let's not forget the bad upholstery.
eeek,

 

[Brian 26]

"Tows like a dream, 8 Ball steering knob included"

 

[Volphin]

Where's the rest of the boat?

http://knoxville.craigslist.org/boa/4741857916.html

 

[bassman284]

And the icing on the cake is... No Title.

Well heck, a title should be easy to get.

 

[Watermann]

http://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/boa/4732237920.html

I'm not sure where to start on this one.....how about the tiny single axle trailer for a 20' deck boat, or the fact that it's sitting on the outdrive because the trailer is too small. Oh, and it's mechanically perfect, except you can't verify that because none of the gauges work....let's not forget the bad upholstery.
eeek,

Hey don't forget to replace those rotted out batwing exhaust manifolds while your at it.

 

[3rdtimesthecharm]

http://dallas.craigslist.org/sdf/boa/4710952190.html

geez...

Where did all the money go that he says he put into the boat?????:laugh:

 

[NYBo]

Where's the rest of the boat?

http://knoxville.craigslist.org/boa/4741857916.html

It's the highly-coveted Claude Rain Signature Edition.

 

[NYBo]

Where did all the money go that he says he put into the boat?????:laugh:

Shh! :gossip: It's in a bag in the ski locker.

 

[Okieboatguy]

Where's the rest of the boat?

http://knoxville.craigslist.org/boa/4741857916.html

I can tell you how that went down;

Husband---"Honey, I found a good deal on a pontoon boat, it just needs a few things that I can fix myself, and we will be out on the water in no time!"
Wife---"I don't think that is a good idea"
Husband---"Baby, this is a no loose situation, They only want $2,000 and I can always get my money out of it. Heck, stripped down, the parts are worth $2,000"

-------------------------- 2 Years later----------------------

Wife----- "OK, you have had your time to fix it, you pulled off the furniture, pulled off the deck to put new on, but you haven't done anything else!"
Husband------""I've been busy, besides, I can still get my $2,000 back out of it!"

-------------------------- 1 more year later----------------

Wife-----"It goes or I do!!!!!! Also, We better get our $2000 back, or I will take it out of your back side!!!!!!!!"

----------------Last week-------------

Husband------"Hmmmm to do list; Put boat on Cragslist to keep wife happy, and pray someone actually gives me $2,000, or I will be sleeping someplace else!!!"