Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

[milehighjc]

Got to love the custom trailer fenders. Wonder if the beer can is included?

 

[JaCrispy]

iPad illiterate

http://jerseyshore.craigslist.org/boa/4647128558.html

 

[tomhath]

Grate boat (well, except for the ragged edges where the transom used to be).

 

[redneck joe]

Grate boat (well, except for the ragged edges where the transom used to be).

You have to have ragged edges to grate your cheese.



Already deleted.

 

[eavega]

Somehow I can't imagine a squad of elite Navy SEALs storming the beach in this thing. They even camouflaged the windshield!

-E

 

[redneck joe]

Somehow I can't imagine a squad of elite Navy SEALs storming the beach in this thing. They even camouflaged the windshield!

-E

that took at least a 12 pack per redneck

 

[tallcanadian]

Somehow I can't imagine a squad of elite Navy SEALs storming the beach in this thing. They even camouflaged the windshield!

-E

So where's the boat? I can't see it. I only see leaves and trees.

 

[Grabber48]

that took at least a 12 pack per redneck

Whats your estimate on this one
http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/boa/4654412295.html

 

[tomhath]

Whats your estimate on this one
http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/boa/4654412295.html

10-12 mph from a 5hp motor on that contraption? Eight people on a 14 ft pontoon? Seller seems kind of...optimistic.

 

[roffey]

apart from the fact its an accident waiting to happen, on a small lake it would be a party on the water, fun, sun and beer. I can see someone getting very drunk and slipping off the seat in between the pontoons, what a mess.

 

[redneck joe]

Whats your estimate on this one
http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/boa/4654412295.html

well I see two cans ond one keg. That sum = enough....

 

[steven_p]

http://westernmass.craigslist.org/boa/4699197526.html Can't have the trailer, but he'll drop it off in your front yard for you.

 

[garbageguy]

that took at least a 12 pack per redneck

whoever did it, they certainly were into it...

 

[garbageguy]

http://westernmass.craigslist.org/boa/4699197526.html Can't have the trailer, but he'll drop it off in your front yard for you.

that's a dandy! a true TLC'er

what's that thing in the last pic? heat? ac?

 

[garbageguy]

Whats your estimate on this one
http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/boa/4654412295.html

first picnic table with a swim ladder I've ever seen - again, somebody really goin for it...

 

[Jonvee]

No Title

Let it all out!!!

Got a 1979 Glastron Boat. Was told by the landlord< I had to get my nigger junk out of the driveway, Which he is a racist piece of crap and I want to kick the snot out of him, but don't care for jail. Anyway was starting to get the thing right and was told to move or sell. So, first come first serve with 400.00 cash. Heck, the trailer is worth that. Got an 85 hp Mercruiser motor to go with it. If you need a lake ready boat, dont read any further. If you want to enjoy building and customizing your own boat this is for you. The motor needs a good cleaning, but ran fine last time I was out. Needs some fiberglass work, but solid boat. Check out the pics and if interested, text me.

 

[jbcurt00]

Let it all out!!!.

Here's the ad:
http://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/boa/4701109437.html

Yeah, living in a rental and trying to rehab a boat in the driveway can be tough........................

 

[GA_Boater]

It's been a while since I checked out this topic. You guys are working hard to keep me out. :lol: Floating picnic tables, Seal Team 5 3/4 assault craft and a delivered Sea Sprite with a head no Admiral would use - No Captain either.

JB - It's a good thing you linked the Dallas Glastron. I was about to mistakenly remind Jonvee about Rule 8. :facepalm: Sorry JV.

 

[tomhath]

"It has a hole in it about the size of a quarter. It looks like it belongs there for some reason." :facepalm:

 

[waterinthefuel]

It's been a while since I checked out this topic. You guys are working hard to keep me out. :lol: Floating picnic tables, Seal Team 5 3/4 assault craft and a delivered Sea Sprite with a head no Admiral would use - No Captain either.

JB - It's a good thing you linked the Dallas Glastron. I was about to mistakenly remind Jonvee about Rule 8. :facepalm: Sorry JV.

GA Boater, JB passed away 3 weeks ago.