Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

[tallcanadian]

http://evansville.craigslist.org/boa/4590478875.html This guy knows his motors.

Ha Ha..too funny. I guess he wishes he had a Mercury.

 

[redneck joe]

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http://evansville.craigslist.org/boa/4590478875.html This guy knows his motors.

', in s louis this week let me know and i'll bring it home for you....

 

[redneck joe]

move along nothing to see here.................

 

[Bubbasboat]

xxxxx

 

[Okieboatguy]

http://denver.craigslist.org/boa/4592126451.html

Obviously garage stored and comes complete with the most HIGH TACH equipment available. This is a boat anchored in reality?:faint2:



EDIT: Appears to have last been registered in 1992

HMMMMMM..... Seems a bit steep for a 40+ year old boat that also looks like it hasn't been run in 12 years.........

However, if the cinder block anchor comes with it, I will call that a done deal. I will just have to wait until the check comes in from the Nigerian Prince I am helping out!!!!:lol:

 

[zimm17]

Sweet cabin cruiser. Notice that he used particle board floors, had a window shaker A/C unit, and of course doesn't run.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/boa/4586501086.html

Update yes I still have the boat if you see this ad I still have it.
No it won't start has not been started in years batteries are for sure dead. When it was blocked both motors were running and properly winterized so are they good in theory I would say yes but has been parked for years.
It is on blocks and will require a trailer to be moved
No you cannot take it out for a test
Will need interior floor replaced, I did it but used press board not a good idea for marine use. Also will need to fill window where an air conditioner was.
This is a 1500 boat you are paying less then what the 2 out drives are worth so in no way should you expect to buy this and go boating this weekend.

Just to be clear

 

[zimm17]

Sweet cabin cruiser. Notice that he used particle board floors, had a window shaker A/C unit, and of course doesn't run.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/boa/4586501086.html

Update yes I still have the boat if you see this ad I still have it.
No it won't start has not been started in years batteries are for sure dead. When it was blocked both motors were running and properly winterized so are they good in theory I would say yes but has been parked for years.
It is on blocks and will require a trailer to be moved
No you cannot take it out for a test
Will need interior floor replaced, I did it but used press board not a good idea for marine use. Also will need to fill window where an air conditioner was.
This is a 1500 boat you are paying less then what the 2 out drives are worth so in no way should you expect to buy this and go boating this weekend.

Just to be clear

 

[Bubbasboat]

xxxxx

 

[JaCrispy]

^^^ That thing is cool!

 

[tallcanadian]

I gotta say... It's big, ugly and heavy but with a nice tower of power on the back, hmmm, I kind if like it.

 

[garbageguy]

Sweet cabin cruiser. Notice that he used particle board floors, had a window shaker A/C unit, and of course doesn't run.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/boa/4586501086.html

Update yes I still have the boat if you see this ad I still have it.
No it won't start has not been started in years batteries are for sure dead. When it was blocked both motors were running and properly winterized so are they good in theory I would say yes but has been parked for years.
It is on blocks and will require a trailer to be moved
No you cannot take it out for a test
Will need interior floor replaced, I did it but used press board not a good idea for marine use. Also will need to fill window where an air conditioner was.
This is a 1500 boat you are paying less then what the 2 out drives are worth so in no way should you expect to buy this and go boating this weekend.

Just to be clear

I like this part too "condition: new"

 

[merkurfan]

http://evansville.craigslist.org/boa/4590478875.html This guy knows his motors.

Well.. in a round about way he is right... Chrysler became Force who became Force by Mercury and in some boats, it was just a "Mercury" I had a Jazz that was a mercury jet drive.. but honestly it was just a 4 cylinder Force 125.

 

[Watermann]

So who wants a real manly resto project?

http://spokane.craigslist.org/boa/4595657723.html

 

[Brian 26]

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[Bubbasboat]

xxxxx

 

[Boats-A-lots]

Last time we took it out- the engine died and it won't start.????? Really... what yr was that, 1990?

http://salem.craigslist.org/boa/4590179204.html

 

[tallcanadian]

Last time we took it out- the engine died and it won't start.????? Really... what yr was that, 1990?

http://salem.craigslist.org/boa/4590179204.html

Seaswirl? That's exactly what the sea would do when you pull the plug on her. Sink that puppy. Let her rest.

 

[Boats-A-lots]

Disturbing what people will try to sell.. pictures say a thousand words. I agree.. this boat needs to be put down.

 

[jbcurt00]

Originally posted by Boats-A-lots: Last time we took it out- the engine died and it won't start.????? Really... what yr was that, 1990?

http://salem.craigslist.org/boa/4590179204.html

Seaswirl? That's exactly what the sea would do when you pull the plug on her. Sink that puppy. Let her rest.

Disturbing what people will try to sell.. pictures say a thousand words. I agree.. this boat needs to be put down.

What's wrong w/ you guys, that's an ultra rare Chia-Boat:

 

[tallcanadian]

This one kind of different ad. Not a funny or the normal junk that we see. I thought I would share it. This won't last long. I wish I lived closer.

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-view-details...ts&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=email_alerts