Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

[GA_Boater]

https://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/boa/6029891323.html

talk about cream of the crop Redneck-ism..... a bargain for sure at ONLY $9,000


TWO pictures of the spare, to make sure you see the true value in this deal!!!

Is this thing a 21 footer with a bracket or an 18 footer with a 3 foot bracket? :doh:

 

[roffey]

love the bumper set up in front. No need to deploy bumpers just full speed ahead, ramming speed, LOL. I can just see every one running from the dock as you pull up in this baby, Bahaha, clear the decks land ho. Uncle Buck has arrived.

 

[dwco5051]

love the bumper set up in front. No need to deploy bumpers just full speed ahead, ramming speed, LOL. I can just see every one running from the dock as you pull up in this baby, Bahaha, clear the decks land ho. Uncle Buck has arrived.

Maybe he thought that would increase stability kind of like a Sportspal canoe.

 

[GA_Boater]

Maybe he thought that would increase stability kind of like a Sportspal canoe.

Or a log dugout. 100% flotation. LOL

 

[redneck joe]

of I took my 'special lady' out in that thing for a spin she wold quickly make herself my ex special lady

 

[Baylinerchuck]

$9k for a 21' cuddy cabin.....what a steal!!

 

[BigDfromTN]

Not exactly Craigslist, BUT...

It just drives me crazy when I see ads that have the "NADA VALUE" and the list includes stuff that does not apply.

Saw one today that listed Custom wheels, and Custom fiberglass fenders for trailer, It had plain white steel wagon wheels and steel fenders. Also added value for docking lights (not present), Fuel injection, pwr tilt and trim. Do they really sell 2011 90hp Yamaha fourstroke without PTT, and fuel injection?

 

[brian4321]

of I took my 'special lady' out in that thing for a spin she wold quickly make herself my ex special lady

LOL my thoughts exactly! I'm sure she'd love the new "tiers" though.

 

[tomhath]

1448 jon boat with a capacity of 1100 lbs and 40hp? No sir, didn't change the capacity plate, nope; those screws are from the factory. But did have a little trouble finding a motor that fits a 36" transom

 

[roffey]

Can you just imagine putting a 40hp motor on that plank he calls a transom. OMG.

 

[fishrdan]

Who likes dolphins?.... (Or should I say, who doesn't like dolphins!)

https://lasvegas.craigslist.org/boa/6054730480.html

 

[oldhaven]

Takes all kinds to make a world......

 

[Baylinerchuck]

Oh my goodness. Is that a tacky parade float or a boat??

 

[jbcurt00]

Oh my goodness. Is that a tacky parade float or a boat??

But
But
Its got TWIN outboards :llama:

 

[tomhath]

But
But
Its got TWIN outboards

yea, "POWERED BY THE MINN KOTA P135 PROPULSION SYSTEM".

I'll bet it flies across the water with not one, but two trolling motors pushing those boxes he calls pontoons.

 

[southkogs]

https://lasvegas.craigslist.org/boa/6054730480.html

On the plus side ... it has ports for 3 six inch guns on either side.

 

[shaw520]

Looks more like a parade float.

 

[WIMUSKY]

Looks more like a parade float.

Happy 4th of July......

 

[bob johnson]

I see sooooo many of these.....rotted interior, no motor , no trailer....and they want MONEY for them... this is a 30 year old POS.... I wonder if he has any idea the work just to shoe horn it onto a trailer where it sits.... so someone can haul it home and put $5000 into it to make it a $2000 boat!!!!!!

https://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/boa/6036319382.html

 

[Bayou Dave]

They could offer me $1,000 and I still would not take it home.