Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

[MTboatguy]

Looks like it did a good job on the lawn too ! https://jacksonville.craigslist.org/boa/5154968373.html

I actually built one of those a few years ago out of old weed eater I had, worked pretty good and ran a long time on a little bit of gas. Got the plans off of Ebay for less than $5.00

 

[redneck joe]

And here i thought inwas the redneck.....

 

[boater364]

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http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/boa/5149041870.html

The battery Punji pit

 

[littlerayray]

That's not an accident waiting to happen

 

[milehighjc]

Found this gem on Craigslist

http://fortwayne.craigslist.org/boa/5137141168.html Nice boat for a cheap price
Will sell the trailer with the boat for $450.00 and the OMC Stern Drive for $200.00. , a 1984 Chris & Craft boat. Motor doesn't work, could possible be fixed? Email me and lets make the deal and I will answer any questions.
Mod EDIT: email address removed

If nothing else this project you could work on this winter for next Summer******************************************** **************!
The trailer is heavy duty+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++. As far as I know the boat does not leak.

AKA-Big D


"Nice boat... Except it has trees growing out of it, and all the upholstery needs replaced from what I can tell.

Pay me $650 to haul away my junk. Im certain there is NO rot in the floor or stringer on that one... Trees just naturally grow in fiberglass boats.

Sad to see what arguably was a nice boat trashed like that.

 

[Captain Ollie West]

https://yakima.craigslist.org/boa/5142752762.html

1980 ALL ALUMINUM,STARCRAFT FISHNG,SKI,BOAT,+TRAILER,80 HP MERCURY MOTOR RUNS STRONG.ALSO A 9.5 JOHNSON TROLLING MOTOR .ASKING $2500.00,SUMMER IS HERE,SALMON&STEELHEAD, FISHING IS HERE THIS BOAT IS WATER READY, has oars,2 anchors,2 bimini tops.ezload trailer,titles clear and in hand No seats made for fighting big fish, NEEDS LITTLE TLC. INSIDE.OPEN SOME ACCESSORIES. CALL FOR MORE INFO

Note the unique location of the steering wheel

 

[64osby]

^^^ A Super Sport that had the consoles removed. Needs a cheater knob on the wheel. Fishing with, yeah I can see that. Pulling a skier.

 

[3rdtimesthecharm]

http://evansville.craigslist.org/boa/5190032317.html Nice winch stand.

 

[rrstl3]

From Las Vegas CL today...

has Some Sun damage on interior , but overall it's in very good condition

 

[redneck joe]

https://yakima.craigslist.org/boa/5142752762.html

1980 ALL ALUMINUM,STARCRAFT FISHNG,SKI,BOAT,+TRAILER,80 HP MERCURY MOTOR RUNS STRONG.ALSO A 9.5 JOHNSON TROLLING MOTOR .ASKING $2500.00,SUMMER IS HERE,SALMON&STEELHEAD, FISHING IS HERE THIS BOAT IS WATER READY, has oars,2 anchors,2 bimini tops.ezload trailer,titles clear and in hand No seats made for fighting big fish, NEEDS LITTLE TLC. INSIDE.OPEN SOME ACCESSORIES. CALL FOR MORE INFO

Note the unique location of the steering wheel

just needs a knob...

 

[TruckDrivingFool]

That SC takes stick steering to a whole new level.

 

[64osby]

^^^ A Super Sport that had the consoles removed. Needs a cheater knob on the wheel. Fishing with, yeah I can see that. Pulling a skier.

just needs a knob...

Beat you to it.

Creative way to eliminate the consoles.

 

[redneck joe]

Ha yeah thats what i get for sneaking on here in the middle of a meeting, dont get much time to read everything.

 

[64osby]

Great minds think alike.

 

[littlerayray]

Caption this soon to be Craigs list add

 

[jbcurt00]

^^^ Absolutely not what I meant when I said I wanted mine on the Rocks :watermelon:

 

[southkogs]

Caption this soon to be Craigs list add

"Always stored lifted out of the water."

 

[sphelps]

Fresh out of drydock ! Will throw in a nice set of bumpers to protect from dock rash !

 

[littlerayray]

I like it and their all pretty convincing

 

[NYBo]

"Tide charts not included."