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  • Avast! The Seas are Raging. - Boating Flags
    toneeees
    Ahoy there, Matey's! Tis the season of Pirates and booty. All Hallow's Eve is among us and time to collect yer booty! Aye, this time of year is one of me favorites. The best way to send yer message to...
    August 29th, 2014, 11:48 AM
  • Nautical Humor
    toneeees
    1) A sailor, after running aground on a sand bar, paid a passing fisherman fifty dollars to pull him off with his boat. After he was off the bar, he said to the fisherman, "At those prices, I should...
    August 29th, 2014, 11:46 AM
  • Create a Caption
    toneeees


    Looks like this guy found the best of both worlds, boating and golfing! Can you think of a good caption for this photo?
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    August 29th, 2014, 11:44 AM
  • Why you shouldn't name your boat after the Titanic
    toneeees



    Those of you who are into naming your boats may want to think twice about where the name comes from. Here is what happened to a guy recently who named his boat Titanic II. Click...
    August 29th, 2014, 11:41 AM
  • Funniest Video of the Year? Peoria Carp Hunters
    toneeees
    This video was sent to us the other day and after watching it, I knew we had to show it to you guys. Many of us have already seen videos on these Asian Carp and know the dangers that they bring to our...
    August 29th, 2014, 11:38 AM
  • Tyler Bradt sets world record: 186 ft waterfall plunge in a kayak!
    toneeees

    It was just another day at Palouse Falls in Southestern Washington. As Tyler tells his mom before setting out to do this record attempt, he's "just going out to do a little boating..."...
    August 29th, 2014, 11:37 AM
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  • Nautical Humor

    1) A sailor, after running aground on a sand bar, paid a passing fisherman fifty dollars to pull him off with his boat. After he was off the bar, he said to the fisherman, "At those prices, I should think you could make a real living pulling people off night and day."

    "Can't," replied the fisherman. "At night I haul sand for the bar."

    2) Two fishermen were on opposite sides of a lake. One yelled across to the other saying; "Any luck?" The second yelled back; "Real good here!"

    Having not caught a thing the first wanted to get on the same side but couldn't find a way to do it. He shouted to the other; "How do I get on the other side?" The second answered; "You are on the other side."
    Last edited by iboats.com; October 6th, 2014, 01:00 AM.
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